Behold! Daylight savings time starts today!
All across the land, women and men of every colour and creed were heard to cry out:
“How the f███ do I set the time on this thing!”
Putting the clocks forward caused disruption to everyone’s circadian rhythm.
It was especially noticeable in parents of young children. Already sleep deprived the loss of an hours sleep was keenly felt.
That night, parents were heard having the same argument with their children:
“Yes, I know it is still light out side. It is time for bed!”
A refrain that would continue for many nights until the clocks were set back an hour once more.